"Schools restrict use of Tasers"

I just like the headline on this one! ;)) What are Tasers doing in schools in the first place? Where is the Onion headline to counter: "Schools restrict use of broken bottle tops".

You know it is absolutely amazing what passes off as news these days. I am starting a collection of bizzare news items. So far I have two - one about a school performance where the easter bunny gets whipped(!) and the other about a group of scientists disguising a plane as a bird and leading a flock of endangered birds on a migration.

I'll see if I can locate the articles online - they truly are something to behold!